I'm ATLEAST NOT YOU Sarcastic Sarcasm Funny T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ Made to Order
Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.
๐ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโt stop there โ this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโll make it just for you.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Studio-Grade Print โ Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
- ๐งต Comfort-Level: 10/10 โ Gildanยฎ blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
- ๐ Designed for Real Life โ Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- ๐บ๐ธ Trust the Source โ Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.
Fabric Specs
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend โ cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Size & Color Options
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
Shipping Details
- โ Production Time: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Delivery: 3โ7 business days.
- โก US Rush Option: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Rest of World: 1โ2 weeks.
This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโt offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.
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